bazinga! (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lightredemption) wrote,@ 2009-04-06 03:42:00 |
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| Entry tags: | tv: friends |
The road less traveled
 M: I want a baby C: Not tonight honey, I've got an early day tomorrow  C: You'll get one (a baby)! M: Yeah? When? C: Alright, I'll tell you what: when we're fourty, if neither of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one? M: Why wont I be married when I'm fourty?  C: Oh, no, no, no. I just meant hypotheticallyM: Ok, hypothetically - why wont I be married when I'm fourty? C: No, no, no! M: No seriously, what is it? Is there something fundamentally unmarriable about me? C: ....uh.... M: Well?! C: Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack!   M: Would you stop! I'm only 26, I'm not even thinking about babies yet!  M: Want to work out? I can remake you! C: You know I would but that would get in the way of my lying around time M: Please! Everyone else: Yeah! Let her! C: Alright! But if we put on spandex and my boobs are bigger than yours I'm going home  C: Okay, let's go! ...what?M: Nothing! Just never see you in little stretchy pants before! C: And we're changing!  M: Come on, give me five more!C: NO! M: Five more and I'll flash you! *Chandler starts doing press-ups but stops half way through* C: Ok, just show me one of them  C: I think it's wonderful how much energy you have M: Thanks! C: I mean especially considering how tough it's been for you to find work. And you cant tell your parents you've been fired 'cause they'd be disappointed. M: Uh-huh C: And it's not as if you have a boyfriend's shoulder to cry on M: Well, no but I- C: I mean, if it were me I think I'd have difficulty just getting out of bed at all  C: You ok? M: Phoebe moved out. I don't understand. Am I so hard to live with? Is this why I don't have a boyfriend? C: No! You don't have a boyfriend because... I don't know why you don't have a boyfriend. You should have a boyfriend M: Well, I think so!  C: Come here. Listen, you are one of my favourite people and the most beautiful woman I've ever known in real life  C: Mmm, this is nice M: I know it is, isn't it? C: I mean it, this feels really good. Is it a hundred percent cotton? M: Yeah, and I got it on sale too  C: Anyway, I should go...M: If you want a get a drink later, we can C: Yeah, that sounds great. Oh, and listen - it's gonna be... M: I know. Thanks  M: I'm never going to find a boyfriend again. I'll die an old maid C: You're not gonna die an old maid. Maybe an old spinster-cook M: Thanks(!) C: Besides, worse comes to worst, I'll be your boyfriend *Monica laughs*  M: Yeah, right! C: Why is that so funny? M: You made a joke right? So I laughed! C: A little too hard! What, am I not boyfriend material? M: No, you're Chandler! You know... Chandler! *punches him on the arm* C: Ok, so you've established my name and hit me, but theoretically - say we weren't friends, it's a blind date and I show up at your door and I'm like "Hey nice to meet 'ya" M: Well, I'd probably be scared of the guy using the fake voice  C: So you still dont think I'm boyfriend material? M: Huh? C: Saw you checking me out during the game last night M: You didn't even take off your pants C: Yeah, lucky for you! M: What? C: I don't know  M: Shoot, we're out of soda! C: I'll go out and get you some M: Really? C: Nope! Because I'm not your boyfriend!  C: There's a nuclear holocaust. I'm the last man on earth. Would you go out with me?M: Ehh C: I've got canned goods!  C: You know, if were a couple we could play this game naked M: Would you stop?! C: Ok, alright M: Ok, I think you're great. I think you're sweet and smart and I love you. But you will always be the guy who peed on me  C: Can I sleep on your couch? lolol, I'm not even going to type the dialogue out: WATCH THE SCENE Annnd (just for kicks) then they lived happily ever after:   please excuse any errors! |
